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ombrume:

you know that feeling when nothing’s wrong but nothing’s right either

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

I want to be your 1 a.m. fuck and your 1 p.m. lunch date. – (via wank-tank)
Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling. – General Life Philosophy (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
*eats you out as a friend*

burrtino:

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

Throws holy water at you to indicate that y’all need to make room for Jesus

brook:

samurott:

why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time

who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy

Feelings are terrifying.


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