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you know that feeling when nothing’s wrong but nothing’s right either
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
never seen anything more accurate
Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
hits it from the back to let you know im here for you
Throws holy water at you to indicate that y’all need to make room for Jesus
why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time
who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy