i have two moods: touch me don’t touch me
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no
What I miss about my ex
insomniaccity: (anything) feat. Pitbull
nbcemployee: the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal I’d say it’s pretty fucking bananas
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
magicconchshell: without gravity we wouldnt be able to poop
richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears
earthnation: are you sure you’re sassy are you sure not just an annoying piece of shit
pollums: how sad it is that we create a society where we raise boys to base their self worth on whether or not they can trick unsuspecting women into sleeping with them and we raise girls to base their self worth on how long they lasted until they were tricked
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