i have two moods:

• touch me
• don’t touch me

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no

whatshouldwecallme:

insomniaccity:

(anything) feat. Pitbull